I love myself so much because of how triggered people get even when I'm not trying to offend them or say anything bad to them. It is the same in real life and on the internet. Me being serious means people get legitimately angry. Me trying to be funny = people think I have something against them. Me being negative, people want to kill me. Only my closest friends and loved-ones can distinguish between my serious and my funny side.
This and my twisted sense of humor which makes the thing above comedy gold, means I always feel positive and in great mood.
The only thing that can change that is me losing in an online game for some reason. That's when I get warnings here and reports on every social media site for owning, annihilating and destroying illogical SJWs.
Then I feel good again
