Wait a minute...did you call me today telling a really corny joke? HAH no seriously, I have a salesperson who calls at least twice a month trying to sell me pens and he always starts off with a horrible joke.
"Hi there, before you hang up let me tell you a joke. A joke couldn't hurt right?"
me: "Sure why not"
"How about a dirty joke?"
me: "I guess so"
"Ok, so a pig fell in the mud"
me: "Thats it? Really?" click...